Sunday, October 21, 2012

SMILEY ~ Free Movie Online

Watch 'SMILEY' Movie (For FREE) here : 
(Only go to it if you are on Google Chrome with Ad Block... I just tried it with IE and.. well... It has ads galore)
http://www.putlocker.ch/file/e6df6a446011b9293ef97109068cc264/#

Runs for 1 hour and 34 minutes
R-Rated. for Violence and Profanity. 

~The Long Movie Summary~

*Note: Toby Turner's character is not important in the slightest bit... He was literally just filler to the movie*

*Second Note: I did not watch the whole movie... I watched half... because it was a little too slow paced for me, and I don't like watching people just go insane... it's not my thing... I watched 50 minutes of it and then just skipped to the ending*

*Third Note: This movie got many bad reviews, and even though I didn't finish it, I give it.... 4 out of 10 stars (better than some)* 

        The movie starts off with a Jump Scare... because a little girl wanted to get the attention of her older sister, and obviously the only way to separate a teen/young adult from her phone is to wear a scary mask and.. well.. scare the s**t out of her. (Sarcasm) The little tech girl goes on a website called "Hide and Go Chat" which resembles a popular chatting website "Chat Roulette". The older sister inquires her what was this site,  and the girl goes on to explain. In her explanation  she also explains about "An urban legend" about how if you type "I did it for the lulz" 3 times, psychopathic killer "Smiley" would appear behind the person you were chatting with and kill that person... making you basically a murder. She obviously thinks it's stupid, which any sane person would, and goes on the chat site. She meets this guy who types the saying 3 times, and bam, Smiley appears and kills her.

       The story goes on about a mentally fragile girl named Ashley. Back in her senior year of high school, her mother had unexpectedly committed suicide. This led to a mental breakdown for Ashley, as it would for anyone.

Read More for rest of the Summary

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

'Smiley' Movie

On October 12th, 2012, the horror film, Smiley, will be coming to a theater near you.... or not very near.... there's a limited number of theaters with this movie... but you know... it's in theaters guiez..



Go to www.SmileyMovie.com to see if Smiley is killing near you! I mean playing.. playing... heh

Starring: Caitlin Gerard, Melanie Papalia, Shane Dawson, Andrew James Allen, Liza Weil, Toby Turner, Roger Bart, Keith David, and DeStorm Power.

Directed by Michael Gallagher.


Official 'Smiley' Poster


And because this is a TOBUSCUS site... here's a closeup of Toby's face...


Monday, October 1, 2012

September 29th, The TOBUSCUS London Riot.


"Well, you can suffienctly say that Toby doesn't need Axe/Lynx to get all the girls.... Or men for that matter" - Audience Member Vatt

"Audience, wha? What are you doing? Trying to eat me alivAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" - Audience Member 8Maik

"Experts say that The London Riot was more dangerous and had more injuries than Hurricane Isaac" - Audience Member Vatt

"Audience? Wat r u doing? Audience!? STAHP." - All of the Audience Members

All jokes aside, this was, literally, a Mob of Audience Members.

Basically on September 27th, 2012, Toby Turner posted a tweet about a meetup for the ones available on the September 29th.

Apparently, EVERYONE was available. 

Click see more for story, pictures, videos, and more:  
(don't want to have a really long post on the front page)

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Annoying Orange UPDATE

Missed some episode of the Annoying Orange TV show lately? Worry no more! For each week this month, I'll be posting 2 to 4 episodes of the show.. Make sure to check often!


Episode 1 - http://wearetheaudience.blogspot.com/2012/05/annoying-orange-tv-show-episode-1.html

Episode 2 - http://wearetheaudience.blogspot.com/2012/06/annoying-orange-tv-show-episode-1.html

Episode 3 - http://wearetheaudience.blogspot.com/2012/06/the-annoying-orange-tv-show-sir-juice.html

Episode 4 - http://wearetheaudience.blogspot.com/2012/09/the-annoying-orange-tv-show-night-of.html

Episode 5 -

Episode 6 -

Episode 7 -

Episode 8 -

Episode 9 -

Episode 10 -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_High_Fructose_Adventures_of_Annoying_Orange_episodes

Remember to watch new episodes every Monday on Cartoon Network at 5:30 Pacific, 6:30 Mountain, 7:30 Central, or 8:30 Eastern!

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Olga Kay and Toby Turner Broke Up

It's true. The suspicion was true, about them dating. Olga Kay and Toby Turner were dating. But they have broke up about a month ago. So relax. Take some deep breaths. It's okay. I was also shocked.

They apparently started dating around October/November and dated for about 8 months.
Last month they broke up.
They are still friends, so don't spread any hate... Because Olga is awesome and super wise. Take some notes class. And Toby is Toby... Epiccosity stuffed into a human being.

Proof you ask? Here's Olga's and Jess's livestream on Younow where it is all explained....

Youtube Videos of the broadcast:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhWf_rjDvBg&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUzLCHftHPM&feature=player_embedded#!

Actual Younow broadcast: http://www.younow.com//playerpopup.php?v=1&bId=681099&fn=Olga

Talks about breakup around 39:00 - 47:00 

Monday, June 25, 2012

The Annoying Orange TV Show - Night of the Veggie Zombies



Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suLgS6bHtI4

The evil Commander Broccoli is stirring up trouble as he turns all discarded vegatables into ZOMBIES. Orange learns how to be serious, but that may just cost him his life. Can Orange turn annoying again? (Of course he can.)

Toby/Nerville appearances: 4:31-4:57, 10:33-10:52

OUTTAKES/Credits/Remix?: 10:53

Guest Stars:
Jim Tasker as FNN Announcer
Rob Paulsen as Commander Broccoli & Dr. Sigmund Fruit

Watch the Annoying Orange on Cartoon Network every Monday 5:30 Pacific, 6:30 Mountain, 7:30 Central, or 8:30 Eastern

Obstacle Course BRAVE (Featuring Olga Kay, Katersoneseven, and Daneboe)

Brave Obstacle Course with Toby, Olga, Kate, and Dane.
With hosts Craig Forrester and Tavish MacDuffy
Obstacles:
1) Shoot an arrow on a target to dunk a fellow competitor
2) Climb up a slide with chocolate dripping from it to ring the bell at the top
3) Pop balloons (With their heads) to find a Wisp (Which in the movie Brave is a blue, fairy like being.) In this course though, it is a round, blue ball
4) To eat an entire plate of Haggis (Which is a savory pudding containing sheep's heart, liver, lungs, etc. and a bunch of spices)
5) To smash cakes whilst wearing a bear head and hands (which impairs sight and mobility of picking up the cakes)
Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTbJtxx1E2E&feature=plcp
Full Screen: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=NTbJtxx1E2E&vq=hd720

Obstacle Course BRAVE (Tobuscus)



Time: 4:40
Penalties: Hides away the Haggis to avoid eating it and loses the fur on his hand many times.
Style: Hits the target on his first try (Unless it's true that he did the course twice), finds the wisp on the second balloon he popped, which he then eats.. Eats a good portion of the Haggis. Smashes cakes fairly well and lastly, has the greatest Battle Cry of them all..

Funny Quotes:
"WHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW" - Toby
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW" - Toby
"WWWHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHWWWW" - Toby
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" - Toby
"What a unique noise he is making, which is scaring all the ladies away" - Commenter


◘"Do you want some?" - Toby
•"Apparently Haggis is the new Pizza" - Commenter
◘"I have a similar situations where I can't find the Haggis.. but usually it ends to be in my belly" - Commenter
•"Apparently Tobuscus wants more, maybe we can find some more Haggis" - Commenter
◘"Ugh, smacked myself in the face, didn't I?" - Toby 


•"I was just pretending that it was something delicious" - Toby
◘"Like Haggis!" - Commenter
•"Yes, just like... No.. anything else" - Toby


◘"It's Haggis flavored!" - Commenter
•"Duh, ahaha, No.. no." - Toby


Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_XyLG1LaKk&feature=plcp
Full Screen: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=R_XyLG1LaKk&vq=medium

Obstacle Course BRAVE (DaneBoe)


Time: 4:50
Penalties: Doesn't quite finish the Haggis
Style: Hits target on second try, gives a moment to taunt the crowd on the chocolate slide and does well in climbing it, finds the Wisp rather quickly, eats a good portion of the Haggis, and is the complete master at smashing cakes (especially the last smashing of the cake).

Funny Quotes:
◘"He actually has the word "Bow" in his name, so one might think he might do this quite well" - Commenter
•"IS THAT A LIGHT SPRINKLE. what. AND A LIGHT BREEZE?" - Dane
◘"Well you know Criag.. Chocolate does taste, rather delicious" - Commenter
•"Craig, sometimes I want to smash your legs on a tree" - Commenter
◘"I'm wondering, do I have anything on my face" - Dane
•"Nothing at all" - Commenter
◘"You got to get into your enemies heads" - Dane
•"yes it will" - mouthed by Dane at the end


Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4tOdz-iEfk&feature=plcp
Full Screen: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=e4tOdz-iEfk&vq=hd720
DaneBoe's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/daneboe

Obstacle Course BRAVE (Katersoneseven)


Time: 5:20
Penalties: Does not manage to climb up the chocolate slide, does not finish haggis nor eats any of it (Since she is a vegetarian), peaks out of the bear head and it falls off countless times
Style: Manages to create enough force to dunk Daneboe on her second try (Only one that managed to dunk  their fellow competitor), pops all the balloons (Aggressively), and total rampage on the cake smashing.


Funny Quotes:
◘"Only one person suffers in this situation, and that's the horse." - Commenter
•"I'M VEGETARIAN" - Kate
◘"The table manners have really gone out the window" - Commenter
•"Well Katerz is British, and you can't trust the Brits" - Commenter
◘"I feel, uh, sick. But pretty good" - Kate
•"You know, I'm a vegetarian, it's just not in me to eat Sheep Guts. I got rid of the plate on the table, and that was the goal" - Kate


Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV8pdOh_crg&feature=plcp
Full Screen: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=NV8pdOh_crg&vq=hd720
Katers17's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/KATERS17

Obstacle Course BRAVE (Olga Kay)

Time: 6:40
Penalties: Did not shoot the bulls-eye, and Spits out Haggis (Who wouldn't?)
Style: Does very well in the climbing of the chocolate slide. Pops each and every single balloon.

Funny Quotes:
◘"I think Olga Kay really needs to focus on Tobuscus's loud, and obnoxious disposition" - Commenter
"Ohh yo mama." - Toby
◘"You know, if the bulls-eye was two feet down, she'd nail it every time" - Commenter
"I HATE LIQUID" - Toby
◘"So if you're just joining us, we are 3 weeks into the course here" - Commenter
"Now we are heading almost the 4th week of competition" - Commenter
◘"It looks like she almost tripped over a gigantic leaf" - Commenter
"BOOM, she smashed that cake into a... piece" - Commenter
◘"The hand-eye coordination is certainly a problem for today"- Commenter
"I think she might be a wee bit off... and by wee bit, we mean, a weeeeeeek." - Commenter
◘"Snuggles... good job" - Olga

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BgDj7CHaw8
Full Screen: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=0BgDj7CHaw8&vq=hd720
Olga Kay's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/olgakay

Monday, June 18, 2012

The Annoying Orange TV Show - Sir Juice-A-Lot




    Orange and his friends went back in time to the Medieval Ages with Nerville, selling fruit and bangers (Hot Dogs) when the Dark Knight steals the lovely Grapefruit to give as a present to the ugly and smelly Princess. It's up to Orange and his friends to save her from the smelly pits of the Princess!

Toby/Nerville appearances: 0:25-1:37, 3:03-3:40, 6:10-6:38

OUTTAKES/Credits: 11:11

Guest Stars:
Malcolm McDowell as the Dark Knight
Felicia Day as Peach
Tom Kenny as the Princess of the Realm 

Watch the Annoying Orange on Cartoon Network every Monday 5:30 Pacific, 6:30 Mountain, 7:30 Central, or 8:30 Eastern

Monday, June 11, 2012

The Annoying Orange TV Show - Captain Blood Orange


Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp-KuckC51c

     The aisles of Daneboe’s market are overrun by snobby pirates and blue blood mega-yachts. Orange and his friends crash into a corn cart, where they encounter "He Who Comes During Night Shift", who is actually Nerville, and Marshmallow is not his usual self of liking ponies and unicorns.
 Toby/Nerville appears 9:14 - 12:10

OUTTAKES : 13:13

Guest Stars:
Tim Curry as Arugula and Endive
Tom Kenny as Malacorn

Alan Shearman as Heirloom Tomato
Phil LaMarr as Corny

Watch the Annoying Orange on Cartoon Network every Monday 5:30 Pacific, 6:30 Mountain, 7:30 Central, or 8:30 Eastern

Annoying Orange -Behind the Seeds-

ANNOYING ORANGE SHOW PREMIERS TONIGHT (6/11/12) ON CARTOON NETWORK AT:
8:30 Eastern - 7:30 Central - 6:30 Mountain - 5:30 Pacific
Support the TV Show by tweeting about it! - http://clicktotweet.com/dx7Rt
Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBdQzX5yszo&feature=g-u-u
Full Screen: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=FBdQzX5yszo&vq=large

Monday, May 28, 2012

Nerville Dance

Please excuse the fangirling elephant in this video.. She's a big fan you see
Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKXjffaKqHY
Full Screen: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=pKXjffaKqHY&vq=large\
Slightly better quality, without the fangirling elephant
Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7YOeuS1ECA
Full Screen: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=g7YOeuS1ECA&vq=large.

The Annoying Orange TV Show - Marshmalia

(Good quality video removed, please excuse this one as a replacement)
Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-466NPOFsRU

      After evading evil space vegetables, Orange and the crew crash-land in Marshmallow's homeland, Marshmalia. During a 3-day festival supported by his father, King Marshmallow, a Rock-Candy Monster threatens to destroy all of Marshmalia because rock-candy used to be the main ingredient in S'mores, but it was replaced with marshmallows after it hurt people's mouths.

Toby/Nerville Appears: 1:50-1:58 and 4:12-4:33 and 6:05-6:15 and 10:22-10:35 and 11:26-11:30

Guest Stars:
Rob Paulsen as Commander Broccoli
Michael Clarke Duncan as The Marshmallow King
John DiMaggio as the Big Rock Candy Monster

Note 1: There was a technical issue with Marshmallow's voice which caused it to not sound correct.
Note 2: This episode is a parody of Star Trek.
Note 3: This Episode was shown as a Sneek Peek.
Note 4: It is revealed that Marsmallow's real name is Winky.

Watch the Annoying Orange on Cartoon Network every Monday 5:30 Pacific, 6:30 Mountain, 7:30 Central, or 8:30 Eastern

Annoying Orange TV Show Sneak Peak

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6bc01mYX3A&feature=related
Full Screen: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=w6bc01mYX3A&vq=medium

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Friday, April 20, 2012

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Annoying Orange + Toby = TV EXPLOSION!


SourceFed (Elliot Morgan and Joe Bereta) cover the story of Toby Turner's newest casting of a new coming TV series... The Annoying Orange

Video: http://tinyurl.com/bmphqf6
Full Screen: http://tinyurl.com/c3u5j7e

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Secret Service Scandal


Audience, wha-? What are you doing in a Kleenex Box? (And by that I don't mean, uh, inside one of your ex's whose box is clean, and I don't know, what that means) (6:35)
Video: http://tinyurl.com/bolhtmu
Full Screen:http://tinyurl.com/bnprh6d

Friday, April 13, 2012

Real Life Bioshock Rapture House


Audience wa-? What are you doing looking at a fortress designed by the designers of Bioshock? (6:41)
Video: http://tinyurl.com/cerhnn6
Full Screen: http://tinyurl.com/dyn5bx5

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Disgust

New Gif Page Added!
http://tobygifs.blogspot.com/p/disgust-gifs.html





Sadness

New Gif Page Added! - Sadness
http://tobygifs.blogspot.com/p/sadness-gifs.html





BAMF

New Gif Page Added! - BAMF
http://tobygifs.blogspot.com/p/bamf-gifs.html




Love

New Gif Page Added! - Love
http://tobygifs.blogspot.com/p/love-gifs.html





NieceBuscus

Ciara Turner Page Added! 
~-About-~
Name: Ciara Turner  
Sex: Female 
Age16   
Occupation: Artist, Preformer, Writer 
Birthday: March 23rd, 1996  
Ethnicity: Polish, Native American, Caucasian 
ReligionWiccan    
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Light Brown   
Height: 5 feet and 8 inches
StatusSingle  

SisBuscus


Angie Turner Page Added!
Information.
Name: Angie Turner                                                 
Sex: Female                                                                    
Age: 36
Birthday: March 1st, 1976                                                             
Status: Unknown    
Children: Ciara                   
Occupation: Unknown                               
Born In: Willamsport, Maryland, USA 
Grew Up In: Willamsport, Maryland, USA & Niceville, Florida, USA 
Ethnicity: Polish and Native American 
Religion: Christian                                                          
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Light Brown