Thursday, July 12, 2012

Darksiders 2 LITERAL

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~Lyrics~

T-H-Q
And there was a war in Heaven,
Where Demon fought against Angel
and Angel fought against Demon,
In an epic pillow fight that lasted all night.

Demons couldn't get their beauty sleep
And they need it more than most.
Honestly it probably wouldn't help

Block a Demon axe.
Angel Bumblebee's stressed out
Axe gets pressed out
Angle takes the rest out

Golden Armor sucks.
The shirtless Demon has a higher armor rating
with his nipple ring,

But it's not high enough

Death's lack of a mouth led to depression.
And he has a lot of pent up aggression

Demons take their mouths for granted
Stab them in the chest,
Switch to two-handed.

Eat this with your mouth
you freakin' Demon!

Giant robot Demon smack
Cut the robot blood is black.
Robot pushed the Hero back,
Ready for the big attack!

Hero gets trapped so he gets frustrated,
but he doesn't have a mouth
So he can't state it.

At least it gets shaded.
Is that a cloud?

No.

Launch in slow-mo

Main guy and some tree trunks
Travel from left to right.
Hit a wall, Stop!
You've got a boss to fight.

Never mind
Holy Sh*t.
What the F*ck.

You're screwed

Just by stepping on the ground
He launched you.

And if he had a mouth
He'd be screaming.
But he doesn't,
So he needs something to take some of the pent up aggression out on.

He starts to now run,
With his underground undead Horse-y
Who glows green with LOVE.

Dive onto saddle.
Ride into battle.
Horsey looks mad-dle.
He has horns that'll
impale all the demons.
Kill them while he runs.
They'll kill everyone.

Even the trees aren't safe!
The killing has begun!

One. Two. Three
Strikes you're dead.

Make it rain bones,
Fall like the DOW Jones.
That joke took me hours to write.
Try to hide the green light
Below
Or the giant Demon will notice
You are following.

Jump.
Use your throw hand,
Which also Glows
He must have suspicion.
You'll probably fail the stealth missions.

Who cares?
You're freakin' Death.
Kill everyone.
If you stab out one eye
He's half as likely to see you.
Cut off his arm
He's half of likely to hit you.

Your wings are pointless.
But that scythe is over powered.
Death should be Nerfed.
Boss shakes the Earth.

Stick the landing.
Where'd his clothes go?
Now they're even.
Except one has a mouth.

Show off.

Someone's gonna get a double dose of Death.

Darkeness breaks away to reveal
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7 comments:

  1. DODODODODODODO SUBSCRIBE

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  2. The shirtless Demon has a higher armor rating
    with his nipple ring. lolololol

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  3. glows green with love for death!?!?!?!?

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  4. Why would you fail the stleath missons you freakin death

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  5. Horsey looks madd-le

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