Saturday, April 21, 2012

Hot Problems - Double Take Parody

A parody song of the song, "Hot Problems", which features Toby Turner


Lyrics:
watch my video and tell me the truth
are you jealous of my views
well you don't know
how easy it is to do

they see my blonde hair
and that does the trick
but they don't know
I have a really big WATER BOTTLE

I hope you can't see my thong
but if you do
that's the textbook way to get more views
weird guys call my phone
all the time
but like Miley Cyrus said "it's the climb"

CHORUS
hot girls don't need Auto-Tune
we're just like you
except that we're hot hot hot and get views
you don't need to open your ears
just to hear
that we can't sing, no it's perfectly clear

I read a book
while showing my butt
Then all of the trolls called me a slut
they call me stuck up
like my shhh don't stank
on behalf of all the views I get, I'd like to say thanks!

just cuz I'm blond
That means I'm dumb
But like Rebecca black getting views is fun fun fun
people start rumors 
and say things about me
they're all true, but I'm getting VIEWS!

CHORUS
hot girls don't need Auto-Tune
to get famous on YouTube
we just look hot hot hot hot hot
you don't need to open your ears
just to hear
that we can't sing, no it's perfectly clear

hot girls don't need Auto-Tune
to get famous on YouTube
we just look hot hot hot hot hot
you don't need to open your ears
just to hear
that we can't sing, no it's perfectly clear

VIEWS!

why oh why 
can't you see
We used to sing then took an arrow to the knee
we can't sing, we're not on Fuse
only difference is, we get views

CHORUS
hot girls don't need Auto-Tune
we're just like you
except that we're hot hot hot and get views
you don't need to open your ears
just to hear
that we can't sing, no it's perfectly clear

hot girls don't need Auto-Tune
to get famous on YouTube
we just look hot hot hot hot hot
you don't need to open your ears
just to hear
that we can't sing, no it's perfectly clear
hot hot hot hot hot


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